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April 23, 2008
Having fun with colors and images again, so bear with me. I got tired of the spring flowers theme so I put up the freaky smiley
in the corner, instead. Ain't he just great?? ^_^ And he looks so cute on a background of purple hearts. Added a new page
in my Happy-Fun God Pages, all about Benny Hinn. Check it out!
January 18, 2008
Christmas is over, so it's time to change the colors on my page. These should last through Easter, I figure. :) I hope everyone
had a fun Christmahanuwhateverday and you're acclimating nicely to the shiny new year of 2008.
Last Sunday, I had the pleasure of cleaning up the remains of a headless pigeon in the entryway of the office building that
I clean three nights a week. There I was, innocently walking along, then I turned the corner and BAM! There it was, all headless
and bloody. No idea where the head got to--probably inside the cat that killed it. Did he plan on coming back for the rest
later, or was it a gift for everyone to admire?
Today, I was sweeping up in this sort of outside basement area at the rear of the building, where the ground-level offices
have back doors and windows below the level of the rear parking lot. Lo and behold, there was a dead sparrow tucked away in
a corner! It must have slammed into one of the windows and broke its neck. It was still fairly fresh, so it had happened within
the last 24 hours or so. Two dead birds in as many weeks! Is the universe trying to tell me something? Is this a cryptic,
possibly threatening, message from the cosmos? Well, thanks a LOT, Mother Nature, is there anything else you'd like to do
to get my attention?? A cow carcass in the stairwell, maybe, or a deceased wombat in one of the restroom sinks? How about
a half-rotted horse's head on my pillow one night? Apparently, you think I don't have enough of other people's shit to clean
up, so I need a few dead critters thrown at me to liven things up a bit! Hell, why not give them Asian Bird Flu, while you're
at it, and make it doubly exciting??
Dec. 6, 2007
Merry Christmas to all my readers...all two or three of you!
Now, as you should know by now, I'm not the least bit religious, but when I went past an antique shop and saw a small Nativity
set that looks EXACTLY like the one my mom had when I was a little girl, I couldn't resist buying it because it reminded me
of her. Hers was made of some kind of plaster-of-paris, or some similar material, and this one is plastic, but the style is
the same as I remember. It was only 15 bucks, and worth the money just for its nostalgic value, IMO.
Virgin Mary--check
Joseph--check
Baby Jesus--check
Donkey and cow--check
Darth Vader--che....
Wha?? How'd he get in there?? Wait a minute, something ain't right....
Silent night, holy night....or not...Click on the pictures to get the full view.
I think he's trying to get Jesus to join the Dark Side.
Was there really a brontosaurus at Baby Jesus' birth? And who's that on the corner of the manger? Why, it's a tiny Harry Potter!
Happy Christmahanukwanzyule, everyone!
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